One jokes

What did God say to the black person?

"Oops, I burned one."😳

Not racist, just funny.

I wish I could follow you, though.

But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(

Why did the priest buy a clown suit?

Because the old one had blood all over it.

Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?

Because no one wants him.

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.

Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.

A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."

He couldn't shoot straight.

If your parents ever accuse you of lying... Say, "You're the one who told me about Santa Claus!"

There is only one reason why I find women useful.

That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.

What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?

Man, you are really on edge.

Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?

A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.

What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?

S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

Person one: What did the DJ name his son?

Person two: IDK, what?

Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).

Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.

Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.

One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......

It’s a wood hulem.

What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo!

One day, I sit in the lounge on a chair.

I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless.

What did one plane say to the other?

"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."

Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"