One

One jokes

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.

Tree

What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.

Face

There are two types of faces:

The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.

Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.

Caricature

What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?

"We need to circumcise that one."

Memes

Flower

This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.

Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!

Suicide

One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.

They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

Grape

What did the green grape say to the purple one?

"Calm down and take a breath."

Zoo

"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite meme?

Homer going into a bush.

Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.

Orphan

What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?

One is loved by all.

Idk

Dumb person: Wat idk mean?

Person 1: I don’t know.

Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.

Person 1: Wait idk means--

Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?

Googol: I don’t know.

Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW

Mob

I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...

Name

There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.

One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:

Police: "What’s you name?"

Shut Up: "Shut Up."

Police: "Where's your manners?!"

Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."

Hater

The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!

Skeleton

What did one skeleton say to the other?

Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"

Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)

Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."

Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"

Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"