One jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Memes
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"