One jokes
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Memes
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
One more 360 noscope for my montage.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
Sorry but, no one asked.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”
What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.