One jokes

Me: I will f**k ur mom.

Orphan: I don't have one.

Me: ......

Why do orphans never get a car?

Because their parents need to buy them one.

Sorry but, no one asked.

Battery 1%.

I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.

How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.

One more 360 noscope for my montage.

I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣

How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?

One, if the bag is family size.

You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"

Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)

I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.

Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?

Heaven always has 5-star reviews.

What show do gay men watch?

"2 and a Half Men!"

Lol at this one fellas!

What did one chair say to the other?

"I'm so bummed out!"

Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."

What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"

One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."

A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”