One jokes

There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.

One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.

They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

What did the green grape say to the purple one?

"Calm down and take a breath."

"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."

What's an orphan's favorite meme?

Homer going into a bush.

Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.

What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?

One is loved by all.

Dumb person: Wat idk mean?

Person 1: I don’t know.

Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.

Person 1: Wait idk means--

Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?

Googol: I don’t know.

Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW

I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.

I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...

There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.

One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:

Police: "What’s you name?"

Shut Up: "Shut Up."

Police: "Where's your manners?!"

Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."

The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!

One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.

What did one skeleton say to the other?

Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"

Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)

Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."

Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"

Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"

Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?

Because it was a Rogue One!

Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.

Mom: "Okay, any questions?"

Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."

Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."

Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?

Because then Cincinnati would want one too.

What did one male whale say to the other male whale?

"She's gonna blow!"

What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.

So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.

The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."

I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."

My brother said, "You want a cookie?"