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What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?
What do you mean? He doesn't have one.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.
They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.