White Woman jokes
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.