White Woman jokes

Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.

I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!

Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.

Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?

Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.

How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. To hire the Mexicans.

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?

Crack/her

Michael saw mommy kissing Santa Claus and asked her why she did that. Mommy said she was a good girl. Michael Joseph Jackson asked, "Can I be a good girl and kiss Santa Claus?" Mommy replied, "When you grow up to be a rich white woman." And now, we know the rest of the story.

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.