White Woman jokes

Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.

I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!

A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.

Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?

Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.

Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?

How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. To hire the Mexicans.

What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?

Crack/her

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."

I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.

I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?

Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.