Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
White Woman Jokes
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.