One jokes

Dark humor is like life:

Not everyone gets it.

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.

Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.

We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.

What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?

One falls, while the other hangs.

What do Jesus and I have in common?

No one knows my real bday either.

People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.

He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.

I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"

What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?

One is Super. The other is just soup.

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂

Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.

Too bad only one was standing. :)

I don't know, I don't have one.

God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.

Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?

joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

Why? You ask.

Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.

What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"

The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"

BOINGZINGA!?!

DARK ALERT********

A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.

DARK ALERT********

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"