A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where Saint Peter greets them, "Hello sisters, welcome to heaven. Before you enter, I must ask you all a question." He asks the first nun, "Have you ever touched a penis?" Well, she said, "Just once, with the tip of my little finger." "Ok, dip it in the holy water and you can enter." He repeats the question to the second nun. Well, she says, "I might of held one once." "Ok," says St. Peter, "wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter." Just then, there's a commotion down the line. One nun is trying to push in front of another. St. Peter says, "Sister Susan, there is no rush, you will get in." "That's fine," she replies, "but if I have to gargle that stuff, I want to get in before Sister Mary sticks her arse in it."
Nuns at the Pearly Gates
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Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You wrote this 'joke,' so that says a lot about your sense of humor, or lack thereof. You think it's hilarious to imagine nuns doing... nun-like things. The humor comes from the surprise juxtaposition of nuns, who are typically seen as pure and chaste, and the act of, well... you know. The escalation from finger to hand to arse, using the holy water as the punchline is the core here. The key, you smoothbrain, is the inappropriate and unexpected actions by the nuns in a supposedly holy setting.