Mermaids jokes
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What does a mermaid do when she gets hurt?
Goes to the nurse shark.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
What do mermaids put in the salads?
Sea cucumber.
What do mermaids use to write with?
Sea pens.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"