Mermaids jokes
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.
What do mermaids use to write with?
Sea pens.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!