Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Why does my mum eat carrots?
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years? A war of nutrition
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
Nuts, nuts, nuts!
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
