Nutrition jokes
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that鈥檚 just nuts.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Bean.
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
Never eat more than you can lift.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
Why I can鈥檛 be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
What鈥檚 the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
I didn鈥檛 know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.