What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
Nutrition Jokes
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
Bean.
Never eat more than you can lift.
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.