Nutrition jokes
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Bean.
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
Never eat more than you can lift.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
Why did the vegetable go to jail?
He kaled a man and stole a 9-carat gold bar.