Nutrition jokes
Spinach
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
Mmmmmm zogslop~
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me... how dairy!
I'm not fat!!
I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What's the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? About 140 calories.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.