What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
Bean.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
