Nutrition jokes
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
Memes
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me... how dairy!
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"