Nutrition jokes
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
Why is the orange 馃崐 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
What鈥檚 the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me... how dairy!
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 馃崐鈥擨t takes Vitamin See!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
XD RawR woof woof bark bark UwU meowwwww ROFL LMAO LOLOLOOLOLOL KEKW KEKW PEPELASUGH
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.