Nutrition

Nutrition jokes

Orange

Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?

Because it never runs out of juice.

Memes

Dairy

The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me... how dairy!

Cannibal

Vegetarian: I prefer plants.

Herbivore: I just like food.

Cannibal: I'm a people person.

Baby

What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?

Babies are healthier.

Diet

Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.

Dairy

You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.

How dairy!

Orange

What is the healthiest fruit?

An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!

Tomato

Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!

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Kidnapping

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.