What’s the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
Nutrition Jokes
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me... how dairy!
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.