Nutrition jokes
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
Why is the orange 馃崐 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
What鈥檚 the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me... how dairy!
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 馃崐鈥擨t takes Vitamin See!
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
I don鈥檛 know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
What is a Jamaican's idea of a balanced diet?
A joint in each hand.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.