Nutrition jokes
I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics, and she said I had to eat more vegetables.
Why is the orange 馃崐 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
The lunch lady gave me only one carrot. I didn't carrot all.
What did the orphan say to his dad last?
Please get non-fat milk!
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
What鈥檚 the worst part of a vegetable?
A wheelchair.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me... how dairy!
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 馃崐鈥擨t takes Vitamin See!
You know, I got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk.
How dairy!
What is a Jamaican's idea of a balanced diet?
A joint in each hand.
I don鈥檛 know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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