Nutrition jokes
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
my favorite food
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Nuts, nuts, nuts!
Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.
Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.
Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.
Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.
Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.
Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.
In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.
With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.
What's the hardest part of eating vegetables?
The wheelchair.
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
What do dogs eat? Dog food.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.