Nutrition jokes
If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
History is mostly just a list of things men did while women were busy making sure they didn't die of scurvy.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
my favorite food
Nuts, nuts, nuts!
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.
Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.
Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.
Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.
Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.
Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.
In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.
With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.
What's the hardest part of eating vegetables?
The wheelchair.
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
What do dogs eat? Dog food.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.