Nutrition jokes
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Why does my mum eat carrots?
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
If a skinny person wants to gain weight, does that make them a trans fat?
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
What food makes you smart? Salt, because it's a mined food.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.