Nutrition jokes
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don鈥檛 eat enough vegetables.
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
History is mostly just a list of things men did while women were busy making sure they didn't die of scurvy.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Nuts, nuts, nuts!
Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.
Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.
Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.
Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.
Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.
Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.
In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.
With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.
What's the hardest part of eating vegetables?
The wheelchair.
Why did the orange stop?
Because it ran out of juice. Hahhaha.
What鈥檚 the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What鈥檚 the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
What do dogs eat? Dog food.