Nutrition jokes
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
What's the hardest part of eating vegetables?
The wheelchair.