Propaganda jokes

Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.

We must start a propaganda for baked beans.

"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.

He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.

To be the perfect German, you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbels, and as blonde as Hitler.

A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."

Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.

We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

When people are ready to die for their country:

Trust the Unionist Party.

Better than Reform.

Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.

Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.

Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!

Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.

Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.

Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.

Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.

Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?

Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.