What do orphans and people eating oranges have in com´n. They both are eating balls.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock? Me: I dont know You: Are you sure? Me: I dont know You: Okay.
Thing 1:Whats the difference between nuts and almonds? Thing 2:IDK what Thing 1:One gets hard faster
have you ever been to the new disney park called sawcon?
Sawcon deez nutz
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend; and the maitre d’ says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
me: lets go to Randy’s friend: theres no Randy’s me: ran deez nuts with a car
me: Can I borrow your cd? friend: What cd? me: see deez nuts in yo mouth
Knock knock Me, a person : whos there? A : Deez nuts!
Have you heard of the Xbox game sea of the thieves see if these nuts fit in your mouth
Have you heard of deez nuts
My mates threw nuts at the wall now we call them walnuts
deez nuts eat nuts
why did the squirrel swim on its back To keep its nuts dry
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Why did the female dicktator get fired she had to much dick
Looks dragon! Dragon these nuts across yo face