Orphan

Meme King

What do orphans and people eating oranges have in com´n. They both are eating balls.

Deez Nuts

Anonymous

You: What do you call a door knob without the lock? Me: I dont know You: Are you sure? Me: I dont know You: Okay.

Difference

Anonymous

Thing 1:Whats the difference between nuts and almonds? Thing 2:IDK what Thing 1:One gets hard faster

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Anonymous

have you ever been to the new disney park called sawcon?

Sawcon deez nutz

Girlfriend

Anonymous

A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend; and the maitre d’ says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”

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lbh

my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS

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Guy

me: lets go to Randy’s friend: theres no Randy’s me: ran deez nuts with a car

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Guy

me: Can I borrow your cd? friend: What cd? me: see deez nuts in yo mouth

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antkomior

Knock knock Me, a person : whos there? A : Deez nuts!

Sea

Anonymous

Have you heard of the Xbox game sea of the thieves see if these nuts fit in your mouth

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Anonymous

Have you heard of deez nuts

Wall

Anonymous

My mates threw nuts at the wall now we call them walnuts

Hahaha :)

Cry

Anonymous

deez nuts eat nuts

Squirrel

Fliixy YT

why did the squirrel swim on its back To keep its nuts dry

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soup

“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”

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hi

have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth

Fire

Dez nuts

Why did the female dicktator get fired she had to much dick

Face

Anonymous

Looks dragon! Dragon these nuts across yo face