why did the chicken cross the road? nut
i got banana nut bread for you
oh no the nuts are missing
oh i found them
you know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
deez nuts can we get much higher boioioioing boioioioing my name jeffarabic nokia ringtone bingchungus wholesome 100 everyone liked that keanu reaves chungus ugandan knuckles youtube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD
if your left nut was thanksgivin and uour right nut was chismas than you wouldent have any balls because their holadaiys
What is 6 inches and has nuts A snickers bar
IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Didja hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint? My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
The moment when you throw the nut away ans try to eat the shell.
Mike Oxlong: What's deez Mike? Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez? Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
ik this isnt a orphan joke but i didnt know where to say it so yh.
i threw a nut at the alergy table and screamed... YES TRIPLE KILL
Name a nut. You because are nUts
Do you know who dee is? Dees nuts
jo mama so fat she thought saturn was des nuts
Like if u have nuts
DEZ NUTS
Isac I suck deez nuts
You know stairs right the dark my there is something I know that if you fall down the stairs your balls will be crushed
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
