Nut jokes
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Like if you have nuts.
Dez nuts!
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
I have nut cancer...
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?