Nut jokes
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Do you know who Dee is?
Dees nuts!
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Like if you have nuts.
Dez nuts!
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.