Escapee jokes

What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?

An escapee from a mental hospital.

What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).

I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].

What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?

A small medium at large.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.

He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.

Be careful around EDP445.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.

What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.