Escapee jokes

What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?

An escapee from a mental hospital.

What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).

I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].

What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?

A small medium at large.

Things to kids:

Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."

A Good Parent: "My baby!"

Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)

I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.

"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."

Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?

The quiet kid: Splosion.

Teacher: What comes after A?

The quiet kid: AK-47.

Teacher: Faints.

Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!

The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ