Escapee jokes

What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).

I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].

Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.

What do you call a dwarf with ESP that escaped a prison?

A small medium at large.

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A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.

A B C D E F G.

Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!

What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?

An escapee from a mental hospital.