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sso i was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids table i stood up and i threw a opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled. "25 kill streak" π€£π
why did the hooker quit her job?
she had a nut allergy
This man came up to me and asked if i could sell my house to him and i said sure then five days later he said that the loan should came in the mailbox then i checked the mail box and the only thing i saw was nothing so i told the guy DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH
Do you know how a snail has a "nail" why can't it be a nut?
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But thatβs just nuts.
im bored in class anyone wanna chat
who is joe, you reply back who is candice, they reply back who is candice, you say candice nuts fit into joe mama's mouth
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
Why can happen if you bring a hooker in a stranger's house he will ask you really are you nuts?
What will happen if someone kick you right in the balls? You will be like ow my nuts.
What are willing to write in your notebook these nuts.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls because he is nuts about them
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids?
Nut in the butt
I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.
... I guess her rubber broke too
danny u mum dead as hell AND got raggedy shoes on
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
Solved a murder involving the nut case.
Cooper, your mum gay lol
