Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
*at school* nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
Dees was a squirrel, who had big nuts. Everybody loved dees big nuts.
DEEEZ NUTS
A: Do you eat food? B: Yes... A: You can sit on deez nuts then! B: omg i have depression now
I want to a girl and I said
DEEZ NUTS
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish? – Si... See Deez Nuts!
dezz nuts bell suck and she ugly
Do you ate chef boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big
Have you seen the justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts
Bruh
But actually, it's a parody
Wait actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Have you learn SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard
What's SoDN?
Suck On deez nuts
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard
How come Mr Squirrel watches porn sometimes? Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't
little william punched little johnny in the face. then little johnny says if u do that again im gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice.
