Help

Stephanie

What did one nut say to the other nut ? Help

Eating

Stephanie

What do squirrels eat? Nuts 🥜

Snow

Anonymous

What falls and never gets hurt? Snow

Start

Anonymous

Chris started to tell me a joke about nut, but he couldn’t finish

Jail

snap:@o.gty

what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut

Wonder

Stephanie

Hi 👋 I was wondering

Common

Esther

What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.

Game

Stephanie

Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡 was the best game I’ve

Text

Stephanie

Hi I did not get your text I text you when I text you you are not

Bad

Stephanie

What is bad? A nut allergy

Time

CCMS Smith, i.d.10t

The other day a squirrel asked me for a job, I asked him what jobs did you have previously. Calmly he answered," I am a pilot, I can pick it up from here and pile it over there, I also can fly a sign!!!" " To bad, this is a nut cannery, and we’re 100% automated, we don’t need anyone at this time, sorry." " No worries, I’m totally nuts anyway, guess I’ll fly a sign across town, don’t have bus fare!!!"

Egg

Anonymous

Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂

Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they´d crack each other up

Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it

I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me

Basement

Anonymous

Why did the squirrel swim on its back. To keep its nuts dry

Bus

Stephanie

What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜? Where do you live

Morning

Anonymous

The Cheerio Joke

Let’s say you’re in high school, and your popularity level was badlsed on what Cheerio you are. So there’s Extra-Frosty cheerios as the most popular kids, the frosted cheerios were the popular kids, the Regular Cheerios as the typical normal kid, then there’s the honey nut Cheerios as the nerds and geeks, and then there’s your cheerio which is the Chocolate cheerios. Now you want to ask this girl who’s an extra frosty, you go up to her and ask her to Homecoming, but she declines. So after school gets out, you go home and rewind. The next day you wake up feeling like a honey nut cheerio, so you go up to her again and ask her again, she still says no. So you go home and rewind again and wake up the next morning feeling like a Regular cheerio. So you go to school and ask her again, she still declines. So you go home and rewind again. The next morning, you wake up feeling like a frosty cheerio. So you go up to her and ask again, still says no. Then you go home and unwind. The next day you wake up feeling like an extra frosty cheerio. Feeling doubtful, you go up to her one last time and ask her. She finally says yes. The next day is Homecoming, and you and your date are on the dance floor, and she wants punch. So she tells you that she’s going to go get punch. She goes and gets punch and is back in 30 seconds. You ask her why it was so fast. She replies with; “Oh there want a punch line.”

Night

Evie

What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts n bolts

Animal

Bob the builder

Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?

To keep its nuts dry

Young

Anonymous

What did the pedophile say to the nut cracker? Aren’t you a little to young to be doing that.

Yo mama

Anonymous

deez nuts!!!

Dog

Anonymous

What is a dog 🐶? A pet

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