Peanut butter 🧈
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth
You know stairs right the dark my there is something I know that if you fall down the stairs your balls will be crushed
Ow! you hit the spot!
Why did the female dicktator get fired she had to much dick
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other "I'm-a cashew!"
a girl asked ̈can i have some nuts too? ̈ boy: ̈sure what ones;) ̈
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What time is it when when a nurse 👩⚕️ s
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye? A one giant
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How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up.
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
Lick my nut
Name a nut. You because are nUts
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
