Deez Nuts

freshfry

you know bofa? bofa deez nuts

Chase

Dante Medori

2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”

Street

Dante Medori

2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!

Mouth

Anonymous

Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth

Adult

Anonymous

What falls and never gets hurt? Snow

Trump

Paul

There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.

Squirrel

Anonymous

What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’

Puns

Judah Nowlan

How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.

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Wonder

Stephanie

Hi 👋 I was wondering

Time

Anonymous

What time is it when when a nurse 👩‍⚕️ s

Deez Nuts

lbh

my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS

Orphan

Meme King

What do orphans and people eating oranges have in com´n. They both are eating balls.

Pirate

Anonymous

A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”

Cereal

Anonymous

The Cheerio Joke

Let’s say you’re in high school, and your popularity level was badlsed on what Cheerio you are. So there’s Extra-Frosty cheerios as the most popular kids, the frosted cheerios were the popular kids, the Regular Cheerios as the typical normal kid, then there’s the honey nut Cheerios as the nerds and geeks, and then there’s your cheerio which is the Chocolate cheerios. Now you want to ask this girl who’s an extra frosty, you go up to her and ask her to Homecoming, but she declines. So after school gets out, you go home and rewind. The next day you wake up feeling like a honey nut cheerio, so you go up to her again and ask her again, she still says no. So you go home and rewind again and wake up the next morning feeling like a Regular cheerio. So you go to school and ask her again, she still declines. So you go home and rewind again. The next morning, you wake up feeling like a frosty cheerio. So you go up to her and ask again, still says no. Then you go home and unwind. The next day you wake up feeling like an extra frosty cheerio. Feeling doubtful, you go up to her one last time and ask her. She finally says yes. The next day is Homecoming, and you and your date are on the dance floor, and she wants punch. So she tells you that she’s going to go get punch. She goes and gets punch and is back in 30 seconds. You ask her why it was so fast. She replies with; “Oh there want a punch line.”

Time

Anonymous

Lick my nut

Adult

Anonymous

🤔 😳 😫 😕 What do you 📞 🤔 😏 😄 😜 🤔 😏 call physically handicapped ♿ homophobic heterosexual men and woman in wheelchairs? ♿ mixed nuts 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 🤪 😜 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩 👨 👩

Jail

snap:@o.gty

what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut

Stripper

Anonymous

what do you call a dino stripper

A dinohore