“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”

Knock knock Me, a person : whos there? A : Deez nuts!

Do you like Wendy’s when dese nuts hit your face

B b b b bird bird bird , the bird banged your mom

yo mama so stupid she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut

what did one nut say to the other nut?

A:candice deez nuts fit in my mouth

I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

Knock knock. Whose there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!

(Or Dees nuts in yo mouth!)

What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜? Where do you live

Why did the female dicktator get fired she had to much dick

me: i’m going to get burrito 🌯

friend : you can have my burrito baby

gay

friend : begins to moan

me : finna hang up

Two old Indian ladies out picking Potato’s one ladie stops staring at this huge potato turning it round and round . The other old Ladie sais to her what are you doing she sais these potato’s remind me of my ((husbands nuts )) she sais oh my are they really that BIG she said no there that dirty. lololol

What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye? A one giant

A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said "Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight! She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow And he said “yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts”

What is the richest nut ever a cashooo

Me:U know the show called imagine dragon Friends:no what is it Me:imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth

I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants and it was drivin me nuts

Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls because he is nuts about them

a student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick and the guy was about to nut. the school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone

What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew