DEEZ NUTS

GOTTEM

I love silly jokes

Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like? A: “Wrap” music

a student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick and the guy was about to nut. the school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone

Q: you have problems, i think your disease is BOOFA Q: What boofa ? A: boofa deez nuts in yo mouth

Why did Mr peanut die? His cane snapped.

What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?

A roTHOT

squril:i got a joke dog:what the hell is it squril:i clicked my nuts and clickedmy poop

What time is it when when a nurse 👩‍⚕️ s

me: i’m going to get burrito 🌯

friend : you can have my burrito baby

gay

friend : begins to moan

me : finna hang up

A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said "Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight! She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow And he said “yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts”

Hi how are you doing today

I have special needs and I was born with it

What is a dog 🐕.? An animal 🦓

What nut 🥜 is broken?a silly 😝 nut 🥜

What sound does a nut make when it comes alive ? Christmas 🎄

what do you called a no eyebrow person ?

MS.BURGOS

What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day

Hi 👋

What is a difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘? A car can drive and a tree can not drive