Deez Nuts

soup

“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”

Deez Nuts

antkomior

Knock knock Me, a person : whos there? A : Deez nuts!

Face

Anonymous

Do you like Wendy’s when dese nuts hit your face

Bird

Slim jim

B b b b bird bird bird , the bird banged your mom

Yo mama

an actual Eel

yo mama so stupid she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut

Deez Nuts

Dribblingpig

what did one nut say to the other nut?

A:candice deez nuts fit in my mouth

Ball

Anonymous

I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

Mouth

David Arendt Jr

Knock knock. Whose there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!

(Or Dees nuts in yo mouth!)

Bus

Stephanie

What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜? Where do you live

Fire

Dez nuts

Why did the female dicktator get fired she had to much dick

Baby

Anonymous

me: i’m going to get burrito 🌯

friend : you can have my burrito baby

gay

friend : begins to moan

me : finna hang up

Native

big E

Two old Indian ladies out picking Potato’s one ladie stops staring at this huge potato turning it round and round . The other old Ladie sais to her what are you doing she sais these potato’s remind me of my ((husbands nuts )) she sais oh my are they really that BIG she said no there that dirty. lololol

Burger

Stephanie

What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye? A one giant

Adoption

BruhLushanda

A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said "Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight! She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow And he said “yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts”

Evers

Anonymous

What is the richest nut ever a cashooo

Deez Nuts

Anonymous

Me:U know the show called imagine dragon Friends:no what is it Me:imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth

Pants

Osama Bin Laden

I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants and it was drivin me nuts

Dwarf

Anonymous

Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls because he is nuts about them

Guy

Hitler

a student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick and the guy was about to nut. the school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone

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Grandpa

Stephanie

What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew