me: i’m going to get burrito 🌯
friend : you can have my burrito baby
gay
friend : begins to moan
me : finna hang up
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What kind of chocolate does lesbian hate? Ones that contain nuts.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜? Where do you live
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I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
Why are most absent dads mechanics
They like to nut and bolt
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I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
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You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Me:U know the show called imagine dragon Friends:no what is it Me:imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth
have you heard of imagine dragons (the band), imagine dragging these nuts across your face
Peanut butter 🧈
Do you you like Cds. There's this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive ? Christmas 🎄
