Nut Jokes

what do you call a dino stripper

A dinohore

Ow! you hit the spot!

You know stairs right the dark my there is something I know that if you fall down the stairs your balls will be crushed

Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away

What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye? A one giant

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Do you like Wendy's when dese nuts hit your face

have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth

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A: Do you eat food? B: Yes... A: You can sit on deez nuts then! B: omg i have depression now

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who is joe, you reply back who is candice, they reply back who is candice, you say candice nuts fit into joe mama's mouth

What did the squirrel say to the dog?

There are nuts in your poop. I found them.

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The other day a squirrel asked me for a job, I asked him what jobs did you have previously. Calmly he answered," I am a pilot, I can pick it up from here and pile it over there, I also can fly a sign!!!" " To bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated, we don't need anyone at this time, sorry." " No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway, guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!!!"