The nut is so solid it’s peanut brittle.
Cashew a question? Nut now!
The cashew called the peanut boring. The peanut felt very unsalted.
What happens to a nervous nut? It cracks.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache? A pistachio.
Which nut is the worst for your diet? Donuts.
How did the nut study for its test? It used the inter-nut.
do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if i and you where in the thing is where yes
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts.
What are willing to write in your notebook these nuts.
I have nut cancer...
Why can happen if you bring a hooker in a stranger's house he will ask you really are you nuts?
what did one nut say to the other nut?
A:candice deez nuts fit in my mouth
what is six inches, and has nuts, and is hard.
a sinkers bar
B b b b bird bird bird , the bird banged your mom
Do you like Wendy's when dese nuts hit your face
who is joe, you reply back who is candice, they reply back who is candice, you say candice nuts fit into joe mama's mouth
What is the difference between a car and a tree 🌲? A tree 🌳 can not drive but a car 🚗 can drive
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store acorns for winter so now I am dead" haha it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in com ́n. They both are eating balls.