What is a difference between a tree and a school? A school is for kids and a tree is for birds

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Do you like Wendy’s when dese nuts hit your face

Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth

A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says “what the hell is that?”. The pirate said “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”.

There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.

What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye? A one giant

Two old Indian ladies out picking Potato’s one ladie stops staring at this huge potato turning it round and round . The other old Ladie sais to her what are you doing she sais these potato’s remind me of my ((husbands nuts )) she sais oh my are they really that BIG she said no there that dirty. lololol

One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut

This man walks into a bar and says… “how do i get service here.” The assistant bar attendent tells him him to take a seat as the bar tender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes the man says this is ridiculous that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes goes buy and the man then says ok i get it no service of beer but free nuts to which the assistant says hell no the game starts in 10 minutes. Everyone laughs and claps.

Why didn’t the squirrel wanna go swimming because he didnt wanna get his nuts wet

Three nuns up to Mother Teresa and say Mother Teresa we would not like to be eaten anymore Mother Teresa says okay but first you have to do something Unholy so they a leave and come back 3 days later the first one the first one says Mother Teresa I did something Unholy I took a little kids bike Mother Teresa says okay who drink from the holy water and you are free to go II unlocks upset I did it something worse than her I slept with a married man the last nun walks up and says I did something worse than all of them Mother Teresa says oh god oh gosh are there in the third nut and says I peed in the holy water

I saw a cat it said raisin when he saw a nut hahaha I am a crappy joker put me in the nerd club

how many times do you nut? it depends how hard you do it.

Hi how are you busy doing right I just text me and my dad was just text

What do you think of your mom I have to go now and tyyyytt

Hi how are you busy doing today did I have to text more today after dinner I did text and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠 night is so nice 👍 I did not walk away but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home can you walk

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have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy

rhydon deez nuts

Nuts nuts nuts