What did the squirrel say to the dog?

There are nuts in your poop. I found them.

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My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away

The other day a squirrel asked me for a job, I asked him what jobs did you have previously. Calmly he answered," I am a pilot, I can pick it up from here and pile it over there, I also can fly a sign!!!" " To bad, this is a nut cannery, and we’re 100% automated, we don’t need anyone at this time, sorry." " No worries, I’m totally nuts anyway, guess I’ll fly a sign across town, don’t have bus fare!!!"

Why can happen if you bring a hooker in a stranger’s house he will ask you really are you nuts?

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

why did the hooker quit her job?

she had a nut allergy

what did the flower say to the crazy penut?

Ur going nuts boii get back on yo’ plant ur to nuts for me

who is joe, you reply back who is candice, they reply back who is candice, you say candice nuts fit into joe mama’s mouth

The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.

… I guess her rubber broke too

What are willing to write in your notebook these nuts.

I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts.

do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if i and you where in the thing is where yes

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls? “I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

My mates threw nuts at the wall now we call them walnuts

Hahaha :)

This man walks into a bar and says… “how do i get service here.” The assistant bar attendent tells him him to take a seat as the bar tender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes the man says this is ridiculous that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes goes buy and the man then says ok i get it no service of beer but free nuts to which the assistant says hell no the game starts in 10 minutes. Everyone laughs and claps.

Hi I did not get your text I text you when I text you you are not

Chris started to tell me a joke about nut, but he couldn’t finish

What is bad? A nut allergy

Why did the squirrel swim on its back so it didn’t get it’s nuts wet

What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts n bolts