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Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ''Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
What do squats eat? Numbers
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
Why did the squirrel swim on its back so it didn’t get it’s nuts wet
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut 🥜
What is the richest nut ever a cashooo
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants and it was drivin me nuts
deez nuts ahaha
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.