What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids?
Nut in the butt
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I'M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
What do you call a vegan slut.....?
A garden Ho...!
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
What do u call nuts on ur chest? Chestnuts What do u call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do u call nuts on ur chin? A blowjob
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
why did the hooker quit her job?
she had a nut allergy
What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts
Gonorrhea
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can't be tho.. he's allergic to nuts!
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.