Goo jokes

There was once a man from Peru. Who fell asleep in a canoe. While dreaming of Venus, He played with his penis, And awoke with a hand full of goo.

Me: Hi Jacob!

Jacob: Hi.

Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!

Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she’ll let it goo!

What is brown and sticky?

What is white and gooey?

What is long and hard?

(Tell me in the comments)

What goes boo in a car with no lips?

This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!

It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...

Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.

"Johnny, why wave?"

"Hi, Goo!"

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I bought a guh on the weekend.

(what's a guh?)

GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?

Gonorrhea.

gay fish.

Gwen, why are you so nice?

God: ok, what if I made an evil land octopus that could walk on walls?