There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo
Me: Hi Jacob Jacob: Hi Me: your parents went to jail for littering when you were born Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it goo!!
What is brown and sticky? What is white and gooey? What long and hard? (Tell me in the comments)
This picture is for bras! comment or not and go to each one and comment! and goo!
wath goos boo a caw wath no lips
It's amazing how many things ryme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
johnny why wave hi goo
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