Goo jokes

"Johnny, why wave?"

"Hi, Goo!"

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she’ll let it goo!

Me: Hi Jacob!

Jacob: Hi.

Me: Your parents went to jail for littering when you were born!

Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH

What is brown and sticky?

What is white and gooey?

What is long and hard?

(Tell me in the comments)

It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...

GOOGOO?

RTY!

Googoogaga.

gae

G@y 👌

There was once a man from Peru. Who fell asleep in a canoe. While dreaming of Venus, He played with his penis, And awoke with a hand full of goo.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.