Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
What is a dog 🐶? A pet
Nuts, nuts, nuts!
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")
But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real
What’s another name for nutting in a woman? Loading the dishwasher
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
DEEZ NUTS
why does a golfer where two pares of pants
in case he gets a hole in one
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
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