Imagine a dragon 🤔. Imagine me dragging these nuts across your face.
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
Do you know Biden. Biden on these nuts
one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts
me.do you like cobble. my friend. no me. gobble deez nuts
what did one squirrel say to the other squirrel? stop staring at my nuts .
This man came up to me and asked if i could sell my house to him and i said sure then five days later he said that the loan should came in the mailbox then i checked the mail box and the only thing i saw was nothing so i told the guy DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH
Knock knock Me, a person : whos there? A : Deez nuts!
IN memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the jackson Chocolte ice cream, it is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
a student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick and the guy was about to nut. the school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone
What is the difference between a human and a can? A human can walk and a can can not walk
me: hey i have candy KID: right next to me can i have some Me: some of deez nuts
friend: you are joking me: joking on deez nuts
a nut told me to eat him so i did but somthing weird happend i turned to a nut and when i poop there was eggs there
Why are baby elephants 🐘 so smart? To hang out with friends
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says "what the hell is that?". The pirate said "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!".
rose are red my nuts are biger then u small balls that why i get all bitches
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
Nut
The moment when you throw the nut away ans try to eat the shell.
