This man walks into a bar and says... "how do i get service here." The assistant bar attendent tells him him to take a seat as the bar tender will be there to serve him shortly. After 2 minutes the man says this is ridiculous that he has to wait. The assistant then offers him a bar snack of free nuts which the man duly eats. Another 2 minutes goes buy and the man then says ok i get it no service of beer but free nuts to which the assistant says hell no the game starts in 10 minutes. Everyone laughs and claps.
im bored in class anyone wanna chat
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital
Why does jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts 🥜🍇😋
Friend A.Do you like Wendy's?Friend B.Yes why?Friend A.Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut"
ik this isnt a orphan joke but i didnt know where to say it so yh.
i threw a nut at the alergy table and screamed... YES TRIPLE KILL
have u ever seen the pokemon called ryh... rhydon these nuts
A man walks into a doctors office, Naked Wrapped in Gland Wrap.
The doctor reply’s with:
“I can clearly see your nuts”
me: how do cowboys say hello? Friend: howdy me: how do deez nuts fit in your mouth
me: what's the fifth month of the year Friend: May me: may deez nuts fit in your mouth
Have you heard of Wendys Yea wendys nuts in you mouth
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
Do you ate chef boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big
Cashew see I’m nuts about you!?
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
hamLET deez nuts go into your moueth?? 😂😂😂😂😂
Like if u have nuts
This disabled kid walked up to me so I asked what disease he had. He said Lima. So I said, come again? And he said Lima nuts and I asked if that was a fruit and he said. No I'm a vegetable.
*at school* nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
