My nuts hurt if you pull them I will scream
My nuts tickle scratch them and I won’t like you no more
Do you know who dee is? Dees nuts
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend; and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess? A chess-nut.
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line? “To be or nut to be.”
Hi how are you busy doing today did I have to text more today after dinner I did text and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠 night is so nice 👍 I did not walk away but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home can you walk
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Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
What is a difference between a tree and a school? A school is for kids and a tree is for birds
What did one nut say to the other nut ? Help
Nuts nuts nuts
What is a dog 🐶? A pet
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
Solved a murder involving the nut case.
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What’s another name for nutting in a woman? Loading the dishwasher
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth
me: lets go to Randy's friend: theres no Randy's me: ran deez nuts with a car
DEEZ NUTS
why does a golfer where two pares of pants
in case he gets a hole in one
