The popular girl told me, "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!"
Two weeks later, she shows up pregnant.
...
I guess her rubber broke too.
Condom Factory Apology
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, the dude gets roasted by a chick who thinks he's an accident because of condom failure. Then BAM! She's knocked up because her own protection failed. It's ironic because she dished it out but couldn't handle it herself. Also, your brain is smaller than my salmon.