Number jokes
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
9/11, 911, same thing.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
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Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
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And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!