Number jokes
9/11, 911, same thing.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
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Memes
I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"