Number jokes

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.

What's wrong with 89?

You blow me and I owe you one.

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!

If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?

Because it's in between 9/11.

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.

How fast is the speed of sex?

68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.

Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.

"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"

If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.

Why did 10 die??

Because he was in between 9/11.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.

If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?

Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!