Number jokes
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
I asked different Ai bots if they exist, this is bot number two:
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
Age is just a number, Jail is just a room.
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.