Why did all the numbers laugh at 22 ? Because it had tu tu's
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
why did 7 kill eleven. Because now 7 was even.
Poop poop poop poop poop poop pp ppppppppppppoppppppppppooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppoooooopppp children pooooooooooooooooop in diapers
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist
I asked a <a href="https://chritmis.com/romantic-good-morning-messages/">Chinese girl </a> for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
how do you turn the roman numeral ix (9) to a six? add the s
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner? Answer: Because they already eight.
Two men were were on a hike through a forest when on of the hikers got bit on his ass by a snake the other hiker ran to the village 2 miles away and explained to a doctor there what had happened the doctor told him to cut a cross with a knife where he had been bitten and suck out the venom so he ran back to the first hiker who asked him, ''have u got the cure'' hiker number two just said nah mate your dead
Why did 1 break the door open? 2 3 4
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The last number of your like is the amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface 2: frogus 3: amogus in 2013 4: chogus 5: classic amogus 6: wait this isnt amogus 7: amogus drip 8: amog sus 9: amog stuff
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!
What do squats eat? Numbers
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement? Because she got Avogadro's number!
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
So i was in school and the was number saying 696969 so i said to my mother what dose. It mean she said, YOUR FUCKING DAD AND I
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are
But numbers can (Lol)
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round, because he was an odd man out
Why is 6 afraid of 7? -- Because 7 8 9.
