Number jokes
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
Memes
I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.