Number jokes
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
9/11, 911, same thing.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
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Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"