Number jokes
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
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Why did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud."
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"