Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty -eight year olds?
Cuz there is Twenty of them.
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty three times.
A 6-year old told the class the first time she got aids, the teacher listened she said she scraped her knee the girl was sent to a asylum when she got out she was 20 she had aids
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots
Frank: I am named frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years. Finley: I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties! Mia: Can we please change the subject?
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds? That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
i had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet.. but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once
dang... if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put D IN U ;)
i only know there is 25 letters in the alphabet, i don't know Y.
(mE: how many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (friEnd: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(mE: there are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (crUsh: no. there is actually 26) -- (mE: oooOoh, i forgot u r a q t ! so its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (crUsh: you forgot the D) -- (mE: thats not needed yet ;] )
what letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on a floor But only for like twenty seconds
one day in roblox someone was arguing with me and they asked me my age. 18. they said that they were twenty two. Me: if your so smart, whats the largest daycare game on roblox? Him:Yo Hair. he said. then he left the game. and a said that is so messed up. actually that bullcrap.
What’s the best thing about fucking twenty eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them
Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty eight year olds
What does an eighty year old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty year old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle
How many letters are in the English Alphabet? Twenty-Two. ET went home, P ran down his leg and he took ME with him.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school. I had to listen to it at twenty four seven, after that I sang the song the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
What's great about having Sex with Twenty Eight year olds?
There's 8 of them.
