How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty three times.

What’s the best part about twenty eight year olds?

There’s twenty of them

i had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet… but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once

What is a Mexican’s favorite band?

Twenty Juan Pilots

What’s the best part about banging twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school. I had to listen to it at twenty four seven, after that I sang the song the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎

What’s the best part about having sex with twenty six year olds

There’s twenty of them

Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?

Rip Van Tinkle

There once was a woman who had 10 kids their names where: Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One’Hundred Everyone but Ninety died, she also had 10 kids. These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing, they had him for 2 years. Until he got hit by a car. Only Ninety’s kids know about this.

What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?

There’s twenty of them.

Whats the best thing about fucking twenty eight year olds?

• theres twenty of them

Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose

There were 32 cows TWENTY-EIGHT Chickens HOW ANY WHERE THERE? There were 32 cows twenty ate chickens how many were there

Whats the nest thing about 23 year olds? There is twenty of them.

Whats the best thing about twenty one year olds? Theres twenty one of them.

What does an eighty year old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty year old woman doesn’t?

A belly button.

What’s great about having Sex with Twenty Eight year olds?

There’s 8 of them.

What’s the best part about having sex with twenty seven year olds? There’s twenty of them!

Whats the best thing about fucking twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them.

What’s the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?

There’s twenty of them