How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You thought this was a cute question about painting? No way, man. This is about chucking babies at a wall. See, the joke plays on how you think about 'painting' a wall. It takes a normal action and twists it into a violent one, get it? Instead of using paintbrushes, you're using... babies. And that's the messed-up part. It's funny because it's so out of left field and wrong. Like you, who thought this was gonna be nice.