How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.