It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says..
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my abc's?
Teacher: Go ahead, i guess....
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Wheres the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb? “You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
What's the emergency number Jimmy, u? Jimmy:9/11!
What number is better; 46 or 47? Idk, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself. Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself. The answer is 0.
I was at a bar the girl said sex, sex free sex tonight when she really said 663629
I am in trouble my mum ask me to get six cans of sprit
But I got seven ups
An asian student was learning logarithm in class, he wrote down his name after the question, teacher asked why, "my class ID is number 1"
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?" The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
They say their is strength in numbers, tell that to the people in the World Trade Center
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
why cant asian people use a telephone Because they might wing the wong number
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?" Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled "16!"
how many russians does it take to change a light bulb. I don't know they just keep Putin them in.
