Number jokes
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 10, since my basement's still dark.
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them.