Number jokes
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Number.
What is the highest number?
420.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Age is just a number, Jail is just a room.
LEZZZZZZ GOOOOO! 69 FOLLOWERS!
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
2 times 4 equals 18?
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
Why was 2 afraid of 1?
Because 7 ate 9.
Gallons (DYM 113).
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.