Number jokes
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
Memes
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Pick a number, syckkkkkkk, that’s the wrong number.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
What's the best thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.