Number jokes
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
Was 9 + 10?
me rn : hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?"
Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled, "16!"
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!