Number jokes

If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?

That number is how many dicks you suck.

I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?

A Moleionaire.

Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.

What is 2+2? Fish.

Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!

Number.

There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?

Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.

Why did 1 eat 2?

'Cause he was hungry.

"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"

So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.

What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.

What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

Why did 10 run away?

Now it's 8, 9/11.

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9/11.

10+10

Classic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.

So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?

Doin (DYM 49).