Number jokes

Cow

kid22222222222 · 6 years ago

There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?

There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?

Language

338 views · Anonymous · 8 years ago

Fuck off!

Social media

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

LEZZZZZZ GOOOOO! 69 FOLLOWERS!

9/11

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.

Internet

Anonymous · 3 years ago

This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.

Value

23 views · Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

Values be like for alphabets:

The image shows the text "OH NO!! X FORGOT HIS VALUE AGAIN!!" in large red letters at the top, followed by the text "I (Four) need your help finding it again. I think the digits on your parents' credit card may help us find the solution! HURRY! WE NEED TO HELP X!" below in black letters on a blurred grey background. In the lower right, there are two cartoon figures. On the left side is a blue character shaped like a number 4. Next to the 4 is a yellow figure shaped like an X, who appears distressed and is crying.

Number memes

Answer

Lau_hamster7 · 3 years ago

What is 8 divided by 2?

Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).

Letter

3 views · lee21 · 5 years ago

370HSSV 0773H wait, you're reading it upside down.

Wordplay

Anonymous · 7 years ago

16 is a knight? Mail.

Yo mama

3 views · Anonymous joe · 5 years ago

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

Tree

Anonymous · 6 years ago

What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.

If

540 views · Shower thoughts · 2 months ago

If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?

Zero

GG Miller · 2 years ago

"What did the zero say to the eight?"

"That belt looks good on you!"

Math

United kingdom · 3 years ago

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Roblox

3 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox

-smashes keyboard-

Pedophile

230 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

Age is just a number,

Jail is just a room.

A guy starts texting a cute girl and asks her to give him her phone number so he can call her. The girl says, "OK, but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number. Then I am gonna be your girlfriend and will meet you somewhere." He transfers her the balance and calls her, but it turns out the girl was actually a guy making him a fool. He blocked him.

The next day, he was very angry about himself being a fool, so he thought he'd do the same. He makes a fake girl account and starts texting with some random guy, and then he asks that guy to send him balance. Suddenly, his father came into his bedroom and asked, "Son, can you send me some balance? I am gonna send you cash after sometime." That guy looks at his father with suspicious eyes, and then he calls that random number. Suddenly his father's phone starts ringing......