Number jokes
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
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He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
I was diagnosed with a terminal disease. The doctor says my days are numbered.
Now I'm terrified of airports.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Your mom #69.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
I want your weight, not your phone number.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them!
"What is your number?" "Hi."
Yo momma is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.