Number jokes
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
What is 2+2? Fish.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
Number.
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
10+10
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
Doin (DYM 49).
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.