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Tree

What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"

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Number memes

Zero

"What did the zero say to the eight?"

"That belt looks good on you!"

Balance

A guy starts texting a cute girl and asks her to give him her phone number so he can call her. The girl says, "OK, but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number. Then I am gonna be your girlfriend and will meet you somewhere." He transfers her the balance and calls her, but it turns out the girl was actually a guy making him a fool. He blocked him.

The next day, he was very angry about himself being a fool, so he thought he'd do the same. He makes a fake girl account and starts texting with some random guy, and then he asks that guy to send him balance. Suddenly, his father came into his bedroom and asked, "Son, can you send me some balance? I am gonna send you cash after sometime." That guy looks at his father with suspicious eyes, and then he calls that random number. Suddenly his father's phone starts ringing......

Dick

If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?

That number is how many dicks you suck.

Nude

What happens when you search nudes on my phone?

Nothing, I don't have any.

Man

What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?

A Moleionaire.

Mathematician

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Chick

I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.

Friend

Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.

Mexican

There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?

Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.