Number jokes
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
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(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
Fuck off!
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
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When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
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Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
16 is a knight? Mail.