Number jokes
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
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(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Fuck off!
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
16 is a knight? Mail.
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
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Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
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What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
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Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.