Number jokes
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Memes
didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?
There's twenty of them!
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
What does e equal?
I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.
Jokes...
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."