Number jokes
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Funny Test Answers #7
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
9/11, 911, same thing.
Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.
"Gotta number one victory royale."
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.