Number

Number Jokes

Meal

We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?

Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).

Atom

What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"

Year

What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?

There's twenty of them!

Math

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."

Depression

I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.

It's a sad state of affairs.

Penis

Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?

Barney-that’s right it’s penis!

PTSD

We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...

Bunch

What does e equal?

I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.

Year

What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?

There's twenty of them.