Number jokes
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Values be like for alphabets:
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
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Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
10+10
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Doin (DYM 49).
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
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How do you shrivel a dick?