Number jokes
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You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
10+10
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
So 666-3629, so get it?
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
Doin (DYM 49).
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
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How do you shrivel a dick?
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent, but had not phoned in.
Needing to have an urgent work problem resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted by a child's whisper, "Hello."
"Is your Mummy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with her?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with him?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was someone with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anyone else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to the ambulancemen and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter," answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed a helicopter."
Alarmed, confused, and a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle..."Me!"