Number jokes

We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?

Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).

Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."

Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.

If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?

(10 is in between 9/11)

Why did 6 hate 7?

Because 7 ate 9!

was (DYM 144).

"Can we do 69?"

"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"

Why was the number 10 afraid?

Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.

9: I am higher than you.

8: No, you're not!

(8 flips to his side)

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A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.

He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.

What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?

Completely confuse you!

Why did the chicken go to the mall?

To get new feathers!

I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?

What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"

What's the good thing about fucking 21 year olds?

There's twenty of them!

Why was 6 scared of 7?

Answer: Because 7 8 9.

What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?

There's twenty of them.

We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?

He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...

What does e equal?

I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.