I know Im valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
You know people always say your life is worth it, but with me it's worth-it-less
Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist
Man to woman: Would you sleep with me for one million dollars? Woman: Sure. Man: How about for ten dollars? Woman: What do you think I am? Man: We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price.
Why did a woman believed she was a target ? She had a price tag without any value to it?
Well at least my adoption fee cost more than you
bro living is so expensive and im not even having fun doing it or getting my moneys worth
They say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. That’s why orphanages exist!
I am like currency, people always trade me out for someone better
“If you’re good at something, never do it for free. "
Rapboats mom charges $5 a blowie
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retain some value after getting wrecked
I looked this quot up but It really is a good thing just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY"
