Value Jokes

Man to woman: Would you sleep with me for one million dollars? Woman: Sure. Man: How about for ten dollars? Woman: What do you think I am? Man: We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price.

Why did a woman believed she was a target ? She had a price tag without any value to it?

What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retain some value after getting wrecked

I looked this quot up but It really is a good thing just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY"