Number jokes
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
What did 1 pay with at the store? A 1/4 ;)
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Fuck off!
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
"What did the zero say to the eight?"
"That belt looks good on you!"
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
Why was nine scared of ten?
Because five was a registered twelve offender.
Wait, can I try the joke again?
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr