Number

Number jokes

Rapist

How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.

People

Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?

Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."

Baby

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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  • Mama

    Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

    Afraid

    Why was 6 afraid of 7?

    'Cause 7 8 9.

    But why did 7 eat 9?

    'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D

    Girl

    Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

    Because they can't get even.

    Mama

    Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

    Orphan

    Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.

    Event

    6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

    Because 10 was in 9/11.

    Boob

    Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.