300? You are a 3.0.
2 times 4 equals 18?
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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Fuck off!
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
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16 is a knight? Mail.
