Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
Best chick ever.
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