Number jokes
69, 420, 21.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
Why was number 10 scared?
It was surrounded by 9/11.
Memes
me rn : hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.