Number jokes
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
Why was nine scared of ten?
Because five was a registered twelve offender.
Wait, can I try the joke again?
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7’s a cunt.
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 10, since my basement's still dark.
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.