what did 1 pay with at the store. a 1/4 ;)
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Why did the person take crayons to the bedroom? To draw the curtains
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
what is hawkins number one song the beach boys i get around
Why is 6 scared of 7 Because 7 8 9
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
Why is 69 annoying me oh its tati.
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge? It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava, if they're active. And ours was.
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What would a clock look like with no numbers? Timeless
I take debt 25000 euro,i spend in charity 20,000,and 5000 euro left,i pay the debt 2000 euro and i have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank,and 3000 euro i have in profit,23,000 +3000>>26000 ;)
Why is 6 afraid of 7
Because seven eight (ate) nine
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Joke: '7 8 9' (seven eight nine), why is 8(eight) scared of 7(seven)?\
Answer: This is because; in '7 8 9', 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
Why was six scared of seven — seven are nine
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1 + 1 = window
9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga.
