Number jokes
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
I was rolling dice online and this is the first two I get
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
69.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
What's 2+2?
4.
What's funnier than 24? 25!