Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
So 666-3629, so get it?
What comes after 611? 711.
What comes after that? 811.
What comes after that? George W. Bush.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
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Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
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What is ioooooooo?
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
Saw (DYM 69).
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
"We are Number one."
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
