Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you smooth-brain! This joke plays on the fact that 7 sounds like "ate." Since 6 is a cannibal, it "ate" 9. And you, my friend, probably still struggle with your times tables.
Takethatback
Dude this is nonsense.... The joke goes a little like this: Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 789!