Like if you know someone is emo.
My memes are ironic, but my depression is chronic.
like if you know someone that is emo.
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
All my jokes are cries for help.
INCLUDING THIS ONE.
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Like if you have balls.
Rules of Dark humor:
1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.
I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
- Sincerely, Zane
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.
Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?
Make this "joke" get 69 comments & 69 likes.
Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
