What is a difference between a tree? Tree 🌲 was the day you get.
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
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When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
A guy starts texting a cute girl and asks her to give him her phone number so he can call her. The girl says, "OK, but you have to transfer mobile balance to my number. Then I am gonna be your girlfriend and will meet you somewhere." He transfers her the balance and calls her, but it turns out the girl was actually a guy making him a fool. He blocked him.
The next day, he was very angry about himself being a fool, so he thought he'd do the same. He makes a fake girl account and starts texting with some random guy, and then he asks that guy to send him balance. Suddenly, his father came into his bedroom and asked, "Son, can you send me some balance? I am gonna send you cash after sometime." That guy looks at his father with suspicious eyes, and then he calls that random number. Suddenly his father's phone starts ringing......
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
What is 2+2? Fish.
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
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There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
