Number jokes
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
Saw (DYM 69).
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
Was 9 + 10?
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.