Number jokes
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."