What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
I guess age is just a number but in your boyfriends case a personal preference.
i stepped on a cornflake, they acused me of a serial killer?
why can Asian people buy phones?
cause they might call the wong number
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You Octoply obviously
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
why did 7 kill eleven. Because now 7 was even.
Poop poop poop poop poop poop pp ppppppppppppoppppppppppooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppoooooopppp children pooooooooooooooooop in diapers
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist
I asked a <a href="https://chritmis.com/romantic-good-morning-messages/">Chinese girl </a> for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
how do you turn the roman numeral ix (9) to a six? add the s
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner? Answer: Because they already eight.
Two men were were on a hike through a forest when on of the hikers got bit on his ass by a snake the other hiker ran to the village 2 miles away and explained to a doctor there what had happened the doctor told him to cut a cross with a knife where he had been bitten and suck out the venom so he ran back to the first hiker who asked him, ''have u got the cure'' hiker number two just said nah mate your dead
Why did 1 break the door open? 2 3 4
My "overweight" friend and me were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?
Me: *annoyed*Jason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you're weight not you're phone number.
The last number of your like is the amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface 2: frogus 3: amogus in 2013 4: chogus 5: classic amogus 6: wait this isnt amogus 7: amogus drip 8: amog sus 9: amog stuff
What do squats eat? Numbers
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!
