Number jokes
What's 72?
69 with 3 people watching.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.