Number jokes
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Ummmm 67.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
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Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
Fuck off!
Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
But numbers can. (Lol)
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. But why did seven eat nine? Because seven knew you had to have three squared meals a day.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.