Number jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.