Number jokes
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
Memes
Why was 10 scared because it was in the middle of 9/11?
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
"How do you make 7 even?"
"Take away the s."
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!
Six one.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.