Number

Number jokes

Cancer

Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.

Pilot

The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Laziness

Lesson in laziness number 136894236842: don't be too lazy to read large numbers.

App

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

Six

Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.