Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
You're here like I was so fat fatness Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers
We are Number one
Pick a number syckkkkkkk that’s the wrong number
yo mum so fat, when she telling me her weight i thought she was telling her number
ur mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said " i need your weight, not your phone number "
Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered sex offinder
turn the number 543354 upside down to see sheesh
Why was 6 scared of seven. Cause 7 8 9
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
bobby had 54 dicks (54) he took 33 pills a month (5433) once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345) (flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! he's got a lot!
Why do orphan like the number seven it’s lucky so maybe there parents will come back
How are genders different than the twin towers¿
There are two genders.
what comes after 69?
mouthwash
why can Asian people buy phones?
cause they might call the wong number
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships. It's a sad state of affairs.
I hope when you count you lose the number you were on
my teacher asked me what my favirote number was yesterday and i said 2977, i chose 91 for my football jersey number and sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher mr jacksons dad died in 9/11 and when he was talking about it friday the 9th i threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting monday
