Number jokes
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Me, calls the police*
Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!
Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.
Me: Why, so you can then stop me?
Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!
Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!
Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!