Blonde and 911

Alright, listen up, dummy. This joke is about a blonde, and, well, people think blondes ain't the sharpest tools in the shed. So, the joke is that she can't dial 911 'cause she can't find the number 11 on the phone! Get it? You probably don't, considering you're reading this explanation. Fact is, your brain is probably smoother than a bowling ball after hearing this joke.