Your mum is so fat when she was sitting on a scale the number couldnt even fit in the scale and came shooting out
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale the doctor said I want your weight and not phone number
How many people do you need to change a lightbulb?
Three. The first holds the ladder, the second one holds the lightbulb, and the third one spins the ladder.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 your got to turn around.
The devils number is 346 because you will be in jail.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number. We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕 and the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!! comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
Lesson in laziness number 136894236842, don't be too lazy to read large numbers.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
I see 2 fighting with 3, 'what's going on?' I ask. 5 responds: The numbers are moving on up.
An asian student was learning logarithm in class, he wrote down his name after the question, teacher asked why, "my class ID is number 1"
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
Tell someone that your gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo (Them) I 2 poopoo (You) I 3 poopoo (Them ) I 4 poopoo (You)I 5 poopoo (Them) I 6 poopoo (You) I 7 poopoo (Them) I 8 poopoo (And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”)
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale the scale said I’m trying to get your weight not your phone number
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?" The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
This ain't a joke, But the twin towers said their favorite number is 911
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
