Number jokes
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
Ummmm 67.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.
It says, "271032."
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What comes after 69?
Period.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number.
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.