Number jokes
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Six one.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
Ummmm 67.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.