Q: What's the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
A: There's 20 of them.
counting my fingers and get nine why?
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
how do you shribble a dick
i stepped on a cornflake, they acused me of a serial killer?
I take debt 25000 euro,i spend in charity 20,000,and 5000 euro left,i pay the debt 2000 euro and i have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank,and 3000 euro i have in profit,23,000 +3000>>26000 ;)
What happeneds when you search nudes on my phone? Nothing i dont have any
when a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox -smashes keyboard-
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm!
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
My "overweight" friend and me were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?
Me: *annoyed*Jason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you're weight not you're phone number.
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
The number 13? Not on my watch!
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
If you go to the military and you get sent to a country how many heads will you blow off? That number is how many dicks you suck
If you read this, your life is a joke
Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator.
Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222), so she went to the doctor on 51st street (6922251), and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)
Boobless.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
What is the highest number?
420.
