Not jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.

When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.

My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he's not coming.

Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?

A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.

I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said, “Don’t bother sweeping him son, he’s been dusted for years.” I was shocked but not surprised.

It's the Olympics.

Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.

Why can't the orphan play baseball?

Because he does not know where home is.

Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

Doctor: You have cancer.

Patient: Will I survive?

Doctor: Probably not.

Why do orphans not play baseball?

Because they don't know the way home!

Try not to <3.