Not jokes
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
Orange you glad you are not a comedian?
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around.”
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Try not to <3.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.