Not jokes

Try not to <3.

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.

It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.

The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Not to see his parents.

Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!

My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.

9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.

Where do orphans go when sad?

Not their parents.

Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

What do you call a blind Nazi?

A Not-See!

I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...

Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.

It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.

Why can't the orphan play baseball?

Because he does not know where home is.

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?

It's not hard.