Try not to <3.
Not Jokes
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
