Not jokes
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
"When I heard that not arguing or fighting in a relationship represents a lack of interest, that's when my girlfriend started missing her makeup box."
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
My friend dreamed of being a porno star.
He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.
The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.