Not jokes
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Memes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Try not to <3.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.