Not jokes
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.
Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"
The kid replied, "I'm not sad."
Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
Memes
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Doctor: You have cancer.
Patient: Will I survive?
Doctor: Probably not.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Try not to <3.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.