Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
Not Jokes
Roses are red, that much is true.
But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
