Not jokes
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Memes
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
Roses are red, that much is true.
But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.