Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about yo mama being so chunky that when she hops on a scale, it's like, "Woah there, I just need your weight, not the digits to reach you!" It's a fat joke, plain and simple. Also, I know you are into ASMR so you should probably check out my Youtube Channel for some ASMR bear sounds.