Not jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Me.
Me who?
Not me.
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Memes
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
I do not have enough information to complete this request. Can you please provide the joke?
Why does America have more guns than people?
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.