Not jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
Memes
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
When is a cold not a cold?
Quote Of The Day:
It's okay to struggle.
It's not okay to give up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.