Not jokes
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
"I'm going to sue Disney. Not enough racism!" - Grizzy
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."