Not jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
Pro lifers: End abortion!!!
Pro lifers after school shooting: But not this abortion.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.