Not jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Not Sally.

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

What's the worst part about getting old?

Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!

A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."

The other sibling said, "You are, too."

Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."

And the sibling says, "We're twins."

The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."

Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?

Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.

Twin: Not funny, dude.

What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?

He forgot to adenine!

What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?

"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."

Why could you not hear the dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.

Why did the boy not cross the road?

Because he was on thin ice.

This is not a joke. This is not a joke.

Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.

Why can't orphans be home schooled?

Because they have no parent to home school them.

Not a joke.

Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

Stacy: lol

Why can’t orphans be criminals?

Because they’re not wanted.

Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?

A. She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday.

Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!

Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.

Teacher: Why not?

Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.