What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
Car vs. Tree
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about how cars can move because they have engines, and trees can't because they're, like, rooted in the ground. I know you're not great at noticing stuff, but maybe next time you're outside, try looking at things.
Anonymous
Make like a tree and leave.