Not Jokes

Why do emo kids not jump?

They're still in the sky.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they do not know where home is.

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.

Me: That’s what I call an orphan!

Can bees fly in the rain?

Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!

saddest youtube comment :(

A text-based image displaying a story in a format similar to a forum post. It starts with the user detailing an event from when they were younger where their mom and sister had gone out to get groceries, and they were doing chores. While doing chores, they watched the news and saw a report of a local woman and daughter getting killed in a car accident. They then write about finding a note from their mom telling them they could play their game console before she came back. The post ends with them mentioning she never came home.

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

Why do orphans not like jokes?

Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!

Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?

Because so he does not have a home button.

Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.

Why did the knight cross the road?

He can't because his armor was too heavy.

Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.

Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)

This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.