Not jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

What did the racist Catholic priest say?

"Martin Luther? Not my king!"

Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"

I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.

Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.

Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It is not funny about kidnapping.

You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.

Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?

A: Not very interesting.

Do not like, dislike, or comment on this joke.

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Why do emo kids not jump?

They're still in the sky.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they do not know where home is.

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.

Me: That’s what I call an orphan!

Can bees fly in the rain?

Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

Why do orphans not like jokes?

Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.

You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.

Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!