Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
Orphan's Predicament
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that some people call their partner "daddy" during sexy time. Orphans don't have dads, so they can't do that! You probably didn't get it because you are very dumb.
Anonymous
I've seen this joke 20 or 30 times once is enough